For those celebrating the Winter Solstice or the monotheistic fusion/knock-off holiday known as Christmas (religiously or agnostically), this is that time of year when you drag a pine tree into your house to decorate with lights and more. While some rage on in the real tree vs. artificial tree debate, others are hopelessly too busy or too broke to participate in this practice at all. Enter creative James Parker, who strung some lights on the closest thing to a tree he had nearby.