Published On: Tue, Jun 28th, 2022

Rudy Giuliani Is Furious That the Person Who Patted Him on the Back Isn’t Going To Prison

Rudy Giuliani clasps his hands and squints through sunglasses during a parade or outdoor gathering.

While preparing to campaign for his laughably unqualified son’s gubernatorial bid this weekend, Rudy Giuliani was essentially murdered. Or, at least, that’s how he describes it.

The former New York mayor and Donald Trump’s personal attorney and conspiracy theory spokesman was inside of a Staten Island grocery store when an employee walked by and slapped him on the back, reportedly saying “Hey, what’s up, scumbag?” Which, to be honest, are the only appropriate words to use when greeting Giuliani if you have to do so at all. The person then reportedly went on to berate Giuliani for “killing women,” presumably referencing the recent Supreme Court ruling overturning abortion protections, which would not have been possible without Trump stacking the Supreme Court with right-wing zealots.

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