You know how William Shakespeare never used a pronoun in his life? Well, the Right-Wing trolls of the internet are shouting that fact from the rooftops. Wait—sorry, he did WHAT? My bad. Shakespeare used a f**kton of pronouns. In fact, there are a bunch of pronouns in this opening paragraph! Who knew?! Well, I did because I studied English and know how the English language works, unlike conservative fans who pretend to be offended by someone else’s pronouns.

For some reason, the single common brain cell shared between all right-wing trolls has decided that pronouns as a whole are “woke” and idiotic. In stating this opinion as their own collective thought, these conservatives seem to be admitting that they do not know what constitutes as a pronoun in the first place.

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