All the States That Have Banned TikTok on Government Devices, According to a Shady Federal Agent
Hello, ma’am. Would you open the door for me please?
My name? You don’t need to be concerned with my name. But if it’s easier for you, you can call me Agent Narc. I’m with the Department of Internet Affairs, which was newly formed after reports that European operatives were able to interrupt an Italian government meeting with images of Final Fantasy 7 porn. It’s said that quite a few “final fantasies” came true on that dark day, but that’s neither here nor there.
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